I never cared for using my name on this site, but I hadn't stumbled onto something I liked better until now. 

Many years ago, a friend of mine drove a transit bus, and always had some funny stories from his innumerable loops around town. He came in laughing one day, and told me about a strange passenger (mind you, this would qualify a person as exceptionally strange to most people) that caused a disturbance. He couldn't tell what the guy was doing in his rear seat, but every time the bus accelerated from a stop, the guy did a one-man human wave and yelled something. My friend thought he was signalling for help or something, so he pulled over and walked to the rear of the bus to see what the guy was on about. Human Wave grinned and said, "I just like to yell Zoom! Zoom! every time you step on the gas. It's fun!" After that, every cheerful, odd duck on the bus was referred to as a "zoomer", and I put it in use, too.

Some time later, I was training for my current job, and my boss overheard me refer to an interesting fella as a zoomer. He liked it enough that he still asks me how the zoomers are doing as I make my rounds. Given my work, and a few of the people I met on a recent trip to the American Southwest, Zoomer Patrol seems like an appropriate name for this place.

I haven't decided if I'm the Zoomer Wrangler or Head Zoomer; depends on the day, I suppose.